Subject: Decoding

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is
still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a
letter in his own handwriting
to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain
a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice.
Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent
it to the F B I. No one could solve it so it went to
the CIA, then to NSA. With no clue as to its meaning,
they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help.

MI-6 cabled the White House: "Tell the President he's
holding the message upside down."